return my video game
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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