How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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