Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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