4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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