that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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