OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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