lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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