I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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