She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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