i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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