Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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