shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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