Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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