I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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