If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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