After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you will always have a special place in my vag
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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