Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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