yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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