This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
this must be what syphilis tastes like
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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