its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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