sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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