My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
