just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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