I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
