Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

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(678): View more from Georgia

Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back

(914): View more from New York

that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart

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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..

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(813): View more from Florida

My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars

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(713): View more from Texas

We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.

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(713): View more from Texas

I had sex in a panda mask the other night.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.

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