it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS