even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
well you can't waste a boner
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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