He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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