Is it normal to miss your booty call?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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