don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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