She said her name was "party"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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