Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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