sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
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