They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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