We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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