Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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