Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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