that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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