Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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