just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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