sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
