Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
