Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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