what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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