Best friends brother. Beat that.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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