Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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