you're like a bully in the Christmas story
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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