he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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