She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
