guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
thus making me awesome and them whores
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
be right there i have to get my cape
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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