I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
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you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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