Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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