are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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