so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he was CRYING into my vagina
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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