he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Randomize
