I love having hate sex.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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